1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:11,636 [THEME - JACK JONES, "THE LOVE BOAT THEME"] 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:18,727 THEME SONG: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:25,775 Come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:35,201 And love, life's sweetest reward. 5 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:43,126 Let it float it floats back to you. 6 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:51,050 The love boat, soon we'll be making another run. 7 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:59,601 The love boat promises something for everyone. 8 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,188 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 9 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:14,991 And love won't hurt anymore. 10 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:22,415 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 11 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,209 It's love. 12 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,298 Welcome aboard, it's love. 13 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,268 Isaac, lights, please? 14 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,733 Remember when we were on our Scandinavian cruise 15 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:49,984 and I went to Helsinki? 16 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,529 Well, here I am being greeted at the Wasilla shipyards. 17 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,322 GOPHER: Oh, that's what you were doing, sir, building a ship. 18 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:57,367 DR. BRICKER: That's like me visiting a hospital on my day 19 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,535 off. 20 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,537 VICKI: Isn't that the Royal Princess? 21 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,371 CAPTAIN STUBING: Exactly. 22 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,622 The line's newest. 23 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,667 She cost over $160 million to build. 24 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,876 GOPHER: OK, I'll take two of them. 25 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,503 [laughter] 26 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,880 CAPTAIN STUBING: She carries 1,200 passengers. 27 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,465 ISAAC: That's twice as many as this ship. 28 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,174 GOPHER: As we honored to have Princess 29 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,552 Diana christen our new ship. 30 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:20,723 I name this ship Royal Princess, may God bless her 31 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,727 and all who sail in her. 32 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,731 GOPHER: Isaac, be sure she pays for that bottle of champagne. 33 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,108 That's it. 34 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,359 Isaac, lights, please? 35 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,443 Where's the Royal Princess now? 36 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:35,697 Well, she is en route from Southampton to Miami 37 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,323 on the first leg of her maiden voyage. 38 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,116 Maiden voyage? 39 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:38,825 Uh-huh. 40 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,118 Oh, sir, that's it. 41 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,078 I mean, if the best crew on the line 42 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,664 is not even going to be invited to be 43 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:49,419 on the maiden voyage of the best ship in the world, I resign. 44 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,254 Oh, I'm sorry about that, Gopher. 45 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,755 We'll have to send you a postcard 46 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,174 from the Royal Princess. 47 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,094 But what's left of the best crew on the line 48 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,430 has been chosen to join the Royal Princess in Miami 49 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:04,434 for the grand finale of its maiden voyage. 50 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,854 We'll be sailing the Caribbean with stops at Barbados 51 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:12,483 and Curacao then through the Panama Canal on to Acapulco 52 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,861 and up to Los Angeles where the Royal Princess 53 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,988 will receive a royal welcome. 54 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,782 Too bad you're resigning, Gopher. 55 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,992 Hey, did I say resign? 56 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:21,701 Yeah. 57 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:22,285 I meant re-sign. 58 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,084 Royal Princess, here we come. 59 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,283 CAPTAIN STUBING: Welcome to the Port of Miami, 60 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,869 ladies and gentlemen, and the maiden voyage 61 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,579 of the Royal Princess. 62 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,289 We sail at 9:00 PM. 63 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,250 Guest of passengers must be ashore by 8:30. 64 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,337 Until then, feel free to tour our beautiful new ship. 65 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,888 Helen. 66 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,348 Burl. 67 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,351 Did you come all this way to sell me an insurance policy? 68 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:28,685 Ah, sir, Captain Stubing? 69 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,228 Yes? 70 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:30,895 I want you meet Helen Williams. 71 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,647 This is Captain Stubing. 72 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,106 Hello. 73 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,899 How do you do? 74 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,484 You ever see a better looking insurance agent in your life? 75 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,569 No, definitely not. 76 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:42,156 I must compliment Burl on his choice of commanding officer. 77 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,449 Thank you. 78 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,910 Well, when it comes to picking captains and insurance agents, 79 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,621 I have a gift. 80 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,415 Oh, you haven't met my son. 81 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,502 Curtis, this is Burl Smith, Captain Stubing. 82 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:54,794 Hello. 83 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,295 Uh? 84 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,463 Well, this is my daughter Vicki. 85 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,007 How do you do? 86 00:04:59,090 --> 00:04:59,757 Hello. 87 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,217 Hi. 88 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,219 Well, this is some ship. 89 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,637 I've read everything I can about it. 90 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:05,638 Well, maybe you can fill us in on some of the details. 91 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,057 We're new here. 92 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,727 I could show you around, if you'd like? 93 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,978 Right now? 94 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,272 Oh, well, we've had a very long trip. 95 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,315 Why don't you take a little rest first? 96 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,734 OK. 97 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,151 Later? 98 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:18,609 Any time. 99 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,278 Great. 100 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:20,611 I'll be looking for you. 101 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:21,988 OK. 102 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,865 I'll show you to your cabins. 103 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:24,866 This way. 104 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,997 Looks like you and Curtis hit it off pretty nicely. 105 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,249 Oh, Dad, he's just another guy. 106 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:38,755 Another gorgeous, incredibly fantastic guy. 107 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:43,885 I'm sure you'll have a wonderful honeymoon, 108 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,762 and when we get back to Los Angeles, 109 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,973 I'll let you know what ports we visited. 110 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,601 Enjoy your cruise. 111 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:52,477 Excuse me? 112 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,811 Yes. 113 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:54,937 Have you seen a group of young men? 114 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,105 There are five of them. 115 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,484 A singing group called Menudo. 116 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,443 Menudo. 117 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,861 I haven't seen them, but I've heard them. 118 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:03,446 They're fantastic. 119 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,239 We're thrilled to have them on the ship. 120 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,159 You're not a fan looking for autographs, are you? 121 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,702 No, not exactly. 122 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,953 I'm their chaperone on this trip. 123 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,123 You see, Menudo's manager is a very great friend of mine. 124 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,334 When he became sick and had to cancel, 125 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,836 he asked me to take his place and here I am. 126 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,880 Well, I don't think they boarded yet. 127 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:24,634 I don't hear any teenagers screaming. 128 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,385 Excuse me. 129 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,097 I hope you can talk Menudo into singing 130 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,723 for us on the ship. 131 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:37,939 Now, let's see you're on Baha Deck, 347, 349, 351, and 353. 132 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:42,318 Four cabins for one man? 133 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,321 Oh, you must like to stretch out when you sleep. 134 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,280 Sorry. 135 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,617 It's a nasty habit of mine, butting in. 136 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:54,288 I'm Elizabeth Raleigh, professional eavesdropper. 137 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:58,000 General Thomas Creston, British Army, retired. 138 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,419 Heads up, let them through. 139 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:00,545 Let them through. 140 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,343 General Creston, I'm Vicki Stubing. 141 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,011 What a pretty lady you are. 142 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:09,595 Thank you. 143 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,472 You must be Charlie. 144 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,684 Yes, sir, my friends and I thank you for coming 145 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,768 with us on this cruise. 146 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,520 So now let me introduce Robi. 147 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:18,855 Hello. 148 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,231 - Hello. - Roy. 149 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,190 Hi. 150 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,233 Hello. 151 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,025 Ray. 152 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,986 Hi. 153 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:25,695 Hi. 154 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,405 And-- 155 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:28,906 And I am Ricky. 156 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,408 I'm glad to meet you all. 157 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,994 Are you the shepherd of this flock, General? 158 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,787 Yes, they're my charges, Mrs. Raleigh. 159 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,205 Oh, call me, Liz. 160 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,250 Look, if you need any help, I'm an expert. 161 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,294 I have a flock of grandchildren of my own. 162 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,920 Well, I think I can manage all right. 163 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,922 All right, you fellas, come on, let's get going. 164 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,382 Vamanos. 165 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:50,303 Nice to have met you, Mrs. Raleigh. 166 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,888 They're cute, aren't they? 167 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,223 Yes, they are. 168 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:54,640 And so it the drill sergeant. 169 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,105 Doc, what's Nancy look like? 170 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:01,898 Oh, you never met her? 171 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,899 No, never did. 172 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,067 Oh, she's a knockout. 173 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,944 Just the same, Doc, I think it's just a little 174 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,238 bit strange to be spending a week 175 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,156 every year with one's ex-wife. 176 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,033 You think that's strange? 177 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,201 You should have seen our marriage. 178 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,253 Isn't this magnificent? 179 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,422 What could be nicer, huh? 180 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:30,343 A beautiful maiden, on a maiden voyage. 181 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,095 Oh, I feel more like a maid than a maiden. 182 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,472 I could ask for a better sleep in help. 183 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,766 I'm surprised you even noticed I sleep in. 184 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,939 Adam? 185 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,609 There she is, my favorite ex-wife in the flesh. 186 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,991 And what flesh. 187 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,368 How do you do it? 188 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,786 How do you stay so beautiful? 189 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,080 Well, how do you stay so perceptive? 190 00:08:59,163 --> 00:08:59,997 See, now you know how I fell for her. 191 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,791 Hi, Gopher. 192 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:02,959 Say bye to Gopher. 193 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:03,960 Bye, Gopher. 194 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,294 So much for the social graces. 195 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,297 Now, care to see our floating love nest, Mrs. Bricker? 196 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,883 Well, just lead the way, Dr. Bricker. 197 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,260 And if we're not out for dinner, y'all just 198 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,135 go on and start without us, OK. 199 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,930 That goes for breakfast too. 200 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,271 I thought we were going to be the happiest married couple 201 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,563 on board. 202 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,898 Oh, you're still in the running. 203 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:26,023 They're divorced. 204 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,033 This is going to be a fabulous cruise. 205 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,619 This ship is enormous. 206 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:42,832 Yes, 45,000 tons and 761 feet long. 207 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,666 Captain, can I give you a bit of advice? 208 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,793 - Sure. - Don't make any u-turns. 209 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,339 Let's see, Ann Lester. 210 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,050 Oh, here it is, Aloha deck, cabin 212. 211 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,552 Thanks. 212 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,345 Could you check and tell me if Larry Alexander's boarded yet? 213 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,014 Sure. 214 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,432 Alexander. 215 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:03,019 Well, even as we speak. 216 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,314 Four swimming pools, two hot spas, 217 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,399 and plenty of lovely ladies. 218 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,360 Isaac, I'm here for some hard earned rest. 219 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,321 Mr. Alexander, that's what they all say. 220 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,492 Well, you have a very attractive friend there. 221 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,994 Hardly a friend. 222 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,371 Mr. Alexander turned me down for an executive position 223 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,873 in his company. 224 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,834 Oh, I guess he won't be first on your dance card, will he? 225 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,294 Nope. 226 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,087 By the end of the cruise, he might be dancing to my tune. 227 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:37,947 CAPTAIN STUBING: Ladies and gentlemen, 228 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,450 we are now departing on the maiden voyage of the Royal 229 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,995 Princess, sailing to Los Angeles via Barbados, Curacao, 230 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,580 the Panama Canal, and Acapulco. 231 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,959 My crew and I are honored to have you 232 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,378 on this very special cruise. 233 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,421 Bon voyage. 234 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,499 How about this? 235 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,459 That's fine. 236 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,084 Oh, Gopher, have you seen Mrs. Williams? 237 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,794 Yes, sir. 238 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,212 Right over there. 239 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,802 Thinking of increasing your coverage, sir? 240 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:42,761 To break the ice, I may just do that. 241 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,268 Well, I can see you aren't wasting any time getting a tan. 242 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,562 I love the sun. 243 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,354 Captain, maybe you can convince 244 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,482 Curtis to put on a hat. 245 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,984 I told you, I don't need one. 246 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,529 Curtis, darling, remember what happened in Hawaii? 247 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,406 You know, he had the most terrible burn. 248 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,657 That was eight years ago. 249 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,034 I was just a kid. 250 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,161 A mother never stops being a mother. 251 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:11,248 I guess I'll always think of Curtis as my little boy. 252 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,167 Well, if I could steal your little boy away, 253 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,127 I'd love to show him around the ship. 254 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,712 Great. 255 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,463 Curtis, wait. 256 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,548 I'd like to see the ship too. 257 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,258 Let them go, Helen. 258 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,885 I'll take you on a personal tour. 259 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,471 This ship is much more beautiful in the moonlight. 260 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,070 Remind me to thank the Captain for giving 261 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,113 me this time off duty. 262 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:43,447 You go right back on duty-- 263 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,949 Huh? 264 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,076 In the cabin. 265 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,412 If that's duty, I'm going to sign up for an extra shift. 266 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,046 Hi. 267 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,674 Care to share our spa? 268 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,342 Thanks. 269 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,094 Come in. 270 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,845 Hi. 271 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,638 Hi. 272 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,600 Nice, huh? 273 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,602 We're the Tiptons. 274 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,437 Jim and Diane. 275 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,482 I'm Adam Bricker and this is my ex-wife Nancy. 276 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,692 Hi. 277 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,609 Oh, yeah. 278 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,110 We heard about you two. 279 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:21,860 Oh? 280 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:24,863 Look, I know this is none of my business, 281 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,491 but you two seem so happy together, 282 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,826 why did you get divorced? 283 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,579 Well, why did you two get married? 284 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,581 Because we love each other. 285 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,790 That's why we got divorced. 286 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,493 Fellas. Wait a minute. 287 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,911 Wait a minute. Give me the ball. 288 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,788 Give me the ball. 289 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:15,956 This is not a playing field. 290 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,416 You're disturbing the passengers. 291 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,584 We are sorry, sir. 292 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,086 We're just having some fun. 293 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,839 Look, I want you all to have a good time, 294 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,549 but you are celebrities. 295 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,885 It's important that you make a good impression. 296 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:28,844 Remember you public, huh? 297 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:29,678 Hello, everybody. 298 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,346 Hello. 299 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,221 How are you? 300 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,348 Having fun? 301 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,682 Yeah, lots. 302 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,017 Oh, I love soccer. 303 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,771 My grandchildren say that I'm the best forward. 304 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,730 Forward? 305 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,357 Yes, I thought that's where you played. 306 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,026 Oh, I love a man with a sense of humor. 307 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:44,943 Well, let's go, boys. 308 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,903 I'll show you how it's done. 309 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,406 The young men can't play, Mrs. Raleigh. 310 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,282 You can't? 311 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,159 Oh, it's easy. 312 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:52,284 Come on, I'll teach you. 313 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,884 Attention passengers, in one hour, 314 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:12,638 we will have first bingo session of this cruise. 315 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,891 Remember, our jackpot is refilled every day. 316 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:19,520 You play a mean game of shuffle board. 317 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,979 It's all in the hand. 318 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,649 Let me see yours. 319 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,316 Wow. 320 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,527 You have a long life line. 321 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,653 You're going to live to be 100. 322 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,864 You're a palm reader too. 323 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,243 It's one of my many talents. 324 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:38,414 I see a man, a new man in your life. 325 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,250 What does he look like? 326 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:51,510 He's 5'9" and brown hair, and green eyes, I'll be darned. 327 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,304 He looks a lot like me. 328 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,305 Oh, no. 329 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,442 Then, after dinner we could do a little dancing. 330 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,819 I have a feeling we'll dance very well together. 331 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,366 Helen, there seems to be a decided lack 332 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,826 of interest on your part. 333 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,327 What? 334 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,579 No, Merrill, no. 335 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,204 It sounds delightful. 336 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,544 They seem to be getting along quite well. 337 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,880 Yes, aren't they? 338 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,133 Fortunately, so do their parents. 339 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,471 Yes. 340 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,243 Excuse me? 341 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,912 Don't I know you from somewhere? 342 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,791 No, really, you do look familiar. 343 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,250 I should. 344 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,336 You turn me down for a job. 345 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,879 I did? 346 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,047 Yes. 347 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,801 I was the one with a master's degree in business. 348 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,220 The one who graduated first in her class. 349 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:16,970 Right. 350 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:17,679 Right. 351 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,931 Well, it was a few weeks ago. 352 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,183 I'm sorry it didn't work out. 353 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,685 Well, maybe you didn't like my perfume. 354 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,270 Hey, I don't remember what fragrance 355 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,689 you were wearing then, but I like 356 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,316 the perfume you're wearing now. 357 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,485 It's called Equality. 358 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:32,402 You ought to try some yourself. 359 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,643 Manners. 360 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,435 Manners. 361 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,816 That's better. 362 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:11,608 Wow. 363 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:22,578 Well, good evening. 364 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,912 Good evening. 365 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,539 And how are my soccer stars? 366 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,084 All right. 367 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,836 Perfect gentlemen too. 368 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,380 Well, good manners is good for discipline, 369 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,257 and good discipline makes good men. 370 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,550 Listen to the Sergeant. 371 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,759 General. 372 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,470 A soldier's a soldier. 373 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,931 Are you planning to stand for the whole cruise? 374 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,351 Can Mrs. Raleigh sit with us, sir? 375 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,937 Yeah, and have dinner with us later? 376 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,315 I'm sure Mrs. Raleigh has other plans. 377 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,692 Luckily, you've caught me on a night off. 378 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,526 I'm available. 379 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,121 Would you like to see some pictures 380 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:06,580 of her grandchildren, sir? 381 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,665 Show him. 382 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,209 I'm sure Mrs. Raleigh does not want me to see the-- 383 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,044 Oh, yes, she does. 384 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:22,512 Now, in order, there's James, Edwards, Linda, Mary, Louise, 385 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:29,144 Charles, Martin, Christopher, Kenneth, Anthony, Mark, John, 386 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,230 Susan, Patricia, and Constance. 387 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,026 Did you see the way she remembered every name? 388 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,154 But I always did have a very good memory, Colonel. 389 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:40,072 General. 390 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:44,076 Well, I can't remember everything. 391 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,620 Helen, we dock in Barbados tomorrow, 392 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,497 why don't we tour the island together? 393 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,374 Oh, that sounds wonderful. 394 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,917 You can join Curtis and me. 395 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,419 I've mapped out a marvelous day for us. 396 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,339 Mother, I want to go snorkeling. 397 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,175 Oh, no, snorkeling's too dangerous, dear. 398 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,176 It's all right. 399 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,970 Vicki said she'd come with me. 400 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,471 We'll be careful. 401 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,931 Vicki's a very busy girl. 402 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,934 You mustn't monopolize all her time. 403 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:13,355 Mother, Vicki really likes me. 404 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,065 Well, of course, she does. 405 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,400 You're a very likeable boy. 406 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,122 Man, am I late. 407 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,707 I still get lost on this ship. 408 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,417 We know. 409 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,627 How do you know? 410 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,337 This is the Riviera Club. 411 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:37,462 You're in the wrong bar. 412 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,237 Mind if I join you? 413 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,364 Whatever for? 414 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,034 Look, just because I didn't hire you for a job 415 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,703 doesn't mean we have to be enemies. 416 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:10,328 This is supposed to be a pleasure cruise. 417 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,002 You're right. 418 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,629 I guess we shouldn't mix business with pleasure. 419 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:20,922 Good. 420 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,341 Now, purely on the pleasure side, 421 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,342 if you don't have any plans for Barbados, 422 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:28,680 I'll gladly cancel the plans I don't have. 423 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,640 Deal. 424 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:30,766 No business talk. 425 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,782 Feels great, Ace. 426 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,991 Yeah. 427 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,367 The important thing to remember while jogging 428 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,369 is to keep a steady pace like we're doing right now. 429 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,130 So what would you like to do when we get to Barbados? 430 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,548 Barbados Museum might be fun. 431 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,633 It used to be an old prison. 432 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,093 A prison? 433 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,054 That sounds like great fun for a vacation. 434 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,931 Why don't we just find a deserted beach 435 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,725 somewhere and loll around all day 436 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,520 in the soft, warm, sexy sun? 437 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,854 You know I hate beaches. 438 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,148 Sand always gets in the wrong places. 439 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,276 Oh, come on, honey, let's make this a vacation to remember. 440 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,280 Diane, please? 441 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,949 Please, you're forgetting that you are a married woman 442 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,201 with three children. 443 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,912 You're forgetting how we got them. 444 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,789 Hi. 445 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,457 Going ashore when we hit Barbados? 446 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,792 We're sitting here trying to decide 447 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,669 what to do when we get there. 448 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,254 But as always, we can't agree. 449 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,673 Just do what we did when we were married, we compromised. 450 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:48,969 We always did it her way. 451 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,554 Just come to shore with us. 452 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,721 What are you going to do? 453 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:52,514 We don't care. 454 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,473 As long as we do it together. 455 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,072 GOPHER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Barbados, 456 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,533 a charming mixture of tropical beauty and British tradition, 457 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,995 a place of all day water sports, all night dancing, 458 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,080 and around the clock fun. 459 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,207 Stuff for tea, which is served every afternoon 460 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,544 in the hotels that dot the miles of pink and white powdered 461 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,295 beaches. 462 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,087 Ta ta. 463 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,248 I wish my grandchildren were here. 464 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,625 They'd love this. 465 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,793 It's wonderful. 466 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,669 Can we go into the ocean now, sir? 467 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,881 All right, but in orderly fashion. 468 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,090 You look after each other, all right? 469 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:13,762 A Orderly fashion, men. 470 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,184 They're not men, General, they're boys. 471 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,560 They're not boys, Mrs. Raleigh, they're young men, 472 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:24,105 and I'm trained to deal with young men. 473 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,900 I find that they answer to orders and discipline. 474 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:30,862 It doesn't hurt to have a little fun. 475 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,529 Now, you heard what I said. 476 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,452 Well, boys will be boys, General. 477 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:44,459 You know, how long has it been since you-- 478 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:47,254 well, as they say, let yourself go? 479 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:47,963 What? 480 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,465 You know, had fun and laughed. 481 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,927 Oh, I know you're a widower, but how 482 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:58,640 long has it been since you've enjoyed the company of a woman? 483 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,434 You know, I always heard you Americans were outspoken, 484 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:05,438 but Mrs. Raleigh, you really take the cake. 485 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:10,318 Well, I may be outspoken, but you British, some of you, 486 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,488 are so stuffy. 487 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:16,116 Well, maybe I'm stuffy, but supposing 488 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:18,326 I ask you, how long is it since you've 489 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,329 enjoyed the company of a man? 490 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,457 Quite some time, General. 491 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,836 Quite some time. 492 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:28,586 Oh. 493 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:22,807 DR. BRICKER: I hear Harrison's Cave is really spectacular. 494 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,393 MRS. BRICKER: The guidebook says it's about 500,000 years old, 495 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,188 but it was rediscovered in 1970. 496 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,397 JIM: 1970? 497 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,441 That was the year Diane and I got married. 498 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:35,904 DIANE: That seems like 500,000 years ago too. 499 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,781 DR. BRICKER: OK, we have to go to the gift shop first 500 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:38,615 to get the tickets. 501 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:47,332 OK, I got tickets for the next tour of the cave. 502 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:51,086 Oh, Jim, isn't this pretty? 503 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:54,589 No. 504 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:56,508 Look at these. 505 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,676 Wouldn't these look great in the den? 506 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,970 Oh, yeah, under the sofa. 507 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:09,604 Ladies and gentlemen, the next tour of the cave 508 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:12,690 will leave in just a few minutes. 509 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,860 Who do they remind you of? 510 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,654 Us, when we were married. 511 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,072 Bickering, putting each other down. 512 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,990 Exactly, but we were always too critical of each other. 513 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,742 Not always. 514 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,953 We had some good moments too. 515 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:26,246 True. 516 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:26,830 Just not a marriage worth. 517 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,628 Welcome to Harrison's Cave. 518 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:35,588 This natural wonder is one of the most 519 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,216 spectacular attractions in Barbados. 520 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:43,012 Harrison's Cave is estimated to be 500,000 years old. 521 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,932 Discovered in 1795 by the English, 522 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:50,019 the cave was later extensively explored in 1917 by Mr. 523 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,063 Orley Sorenson of Denmark. 524 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,607 Harrison's Cave was open to the public in 1981 525 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:59,154 by our prime minister Mr. Tom Adams. 526 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,155 This is our first stop. 527 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:11,916 I feel like I'm back in Disneyland. 528 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,927 Those colors are fantastic. 529 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,767 May I present you with a small token of your visit 530 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:30,602 to Barbados? 531 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,936 Why, thank you. 532 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,485 Jim, look. 533 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:39,402 It's the necklace I liked. 534 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,780 Nancy and I saw you admiring it. 535 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,241 Oh, Adam, you shouldn't have. 536 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,327 Yeah, you really shouldn't have. 537 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:48,578 Oh, come on, Jim, people should 538 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:52,373 have the things they like, not the things we like for them. 539 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,459 Oh, well, in that case, I'd like 540 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,461 an emerald cut diamond about eight, 541 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:56,878 nine carets would do nicely. 542 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,440 I never thought I'd hear myself say this, 543 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,860 but it's been a lovely day. 544 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:03,987 For me too. 545 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,321 I can't remember when I last spent 546 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,492 the day with such a bright, attractive, stimulating woman. 547 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:10,910 It's too bad you didn't realize that when 548 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,954 you were interviewing me. 549 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,539 Oh, I'm sorry. 550 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,792 That was a very low blow. 551 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,420 Look, Ann, it's a very demanding job. 552 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:24,299 In fact, I still haven't been able to fill it. 553 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,758 You'll find someone. 554 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,634 Yeah, I hope so. 555 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,986 It's certainly a gracious way to live, high tea 556 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,487 every afternoon. 557 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:50,700 300 years of British tradition has left an indelible imprint. 558 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:51,868 And a lot of cups to wash. 559 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:52,660 Oh. 560 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,333 I wish the children had come with us. 561 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,837 They're not children, Helen, they're young adults. 562 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,007 You may know yours, Merrill, but I know mine. 563 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,199 Now, this is my room. 564 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,492 Uh-huh. 565 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:39,749 And this is your room. 566 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:43,211 Well, we're going to have a problem seeing each other. 567 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,462 No, we won't. 568 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:48,841 I'll swing over with this rope all the way to your room. 569 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:52,053 Isn't it going to be difficult getting back? 570 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:52,178 I don't plan to go back. 571 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,231 Maybe you don't, but we'd better. 572 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:06,567 It's getting late and the ship's going to leave soon. 573 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:07,985 One more swim. 574 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,195 Curtis, come on, we'll be late. 575 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:10,446 Come on, one more. 576 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,907 Curtis! 577 00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,411 Curtis, we're going to be late. 578 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,915 Curtis, we're going to miss the ship. 579 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:24,752 Curtis, if you don't come back, I'm going to leave without. 580 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,629 Come on, Vicki, the water's great. 581 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,422 Curtis. 582 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,648 Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a temporary delay 583 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,608 before leaving Barbados. 584 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,610 We'll be underway as soon as possible. 585 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,863 All right, keep trying. 586 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,114 No word at all, Captain? 587 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:57,160 I'm afraid not, and I can't delay sailing any longer. 588 00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:58,161 I don't understand, Vicki. 589 00:33:58,244 --> 00:33:59,412 She knows better than this. 590 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,955 Perhaps it wasn't her fault, Merill, there 591 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:03,458 might have been an accident. 592 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,418 No, I checked with the police and the hospitals, 593 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,837 there are no reports to that effect. 594 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,424 Make ready to get underway. 595 00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,634 You mean we're pulling out? 596 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,511 I'm the captain of this ship, and I 597 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:18,139 can't let my personal feelings interfere 598 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,976 with my responsibilities to the rest of the passengers. 599 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,227 Aye aye, sir. 600 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,439 But I'd like you to stay here to look for them, Gopher. 601 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:27,190 I'd like that too, sir. 602 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:28,149 And page Mrs. Williams. 603 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,317 I'm sure she'll want to go with you. 604 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,234 Right. 605 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,695 And, Gopher, find them. 606 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,792 Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you've 607 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,336 enjoyed your day in Barbados, and now enjoy your night 608 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,879 aboard ship, the Casino and lounges are now 609 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,673 open for your entertainment. 610 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,525 Isaac, let me have another bourbon and water, please? 611 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,527 Sure. 612 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,861 Make that two. 613 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,114 There's a man after my own heart. 614 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,032 Start a tab, Andy Layton. 615 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,201 Certainly, Mr. Layton, I'd like to introduce 616 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,327 you to Larry Alexander. 617 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,496 It's very nice to meet you. 618 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:24,872 Mr. Layton, have you ever heard 619 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,542 of the Computerific, the company that makes the Alex computer? 620 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,876 Sure. Who hasn't? 621 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,211 Well, here's the man who started it all. 622 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,422 Anything you want to know about computers, he's the one to ask. 623 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,423 Maybe I should ask him for a job. 624 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,051 I just got my master's degree in business. 625 00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:37,552 That's fantastic. 626 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,387 Congratulations. 627 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,264 Hey, congratulations from me too. 628 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,266 You won't believe it, but I just bumped into a girl 629 00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:47,895 on board who also just got her master's in business. 630 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,730 It was really quite embarrassing. 631 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,482 I recently turned her down for a job. 632 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,942 Really? 633 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,318 Why? 634 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,404 I just didn't feel she was right for it. 635 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,740 If you ask me, women don't cut it in the business world. 636 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,908 Whoa. 637 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:01,701 Hey, remember you said that, I didn't. 638 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:04,161 You want some advice? 639 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,248 Be careful when you talk like that today. 640 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,917 You want some advice when that girl is around? 641 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,294 Don't stand too close to the rail. 642 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:22,930 Thank you, Gibson. 643 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,891 Keep on it, will you? 644 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,684 Radio Gopher to check all the beaches. 645 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:27,435 We know they went snorkeling. 646 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:31,022 Thank you. 647 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:32,857 How dare you sail without Curtis. 648 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:33,941 Helen. 649 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,110 I went in to dinner, heard he missed the ship. 650 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:38,112 Well, I sailed without my daughter too, Helen. 651 00:36:38,195 --> 00:36:41,407 I left Gopher in Barbados to look for them. 652 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,951 I had them page you in case you wanted to go with him. 653 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:44,702 Oh. 654 00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:45,786 I must have been in the sauna. 655 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,788 But you had no right. 656 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,041 I had every right. 657 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:53,878 I have responsibilities to my cruise line and my passengers. 658 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:57,214 Oh, aren't you the noble one. 659 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,549 You profess to be interested in me, 660 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:02,428 but you don't consider my interests at all. 661 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,388 Thanks for nothing, Captain Stubing. 662 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:20,613 I know I shouldn't [inaudible] but we're having the best time 663 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,490 we've had since our divorce. 664 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:25,910 You know, I can't get over how well you and Adam get along. 665 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,746 I don't understand it, and I can't explain it. 666 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:33,793 We had this lousy marriage, and we have this perfect divorce. 667 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:36,754 I used to think Diane and I had a perfect marriage, 668 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,339 I guess that means we'll have a fabulous divorce. 669 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:45,846 Great taste in jewelry. 670 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:49,600 Ah, I just love it. 671 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,602 I only wish my husband had given it to me. 672 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:52,770 Oh, I just beat him to it. 673 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,815 Nice try, Adam. 674 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:59,610 But you know, if he paid one-tenth the attention to me 675 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,404 that you pay to your ex-wife-- 676 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:03,572 Unfortunately, I didn't pay attention to her 677 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:04,448 until she was my ex-wife. 678 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:16,210 Helen. 679 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:18,671 What is it? 680 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:23,551 I'm sorry about our exchange before. 681 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,220 You don't understand. 682 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:31,058 Curtis is very immature. 683 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,395 He didn't impress me that way. 684 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,731 Perhaps you don't give him enough credit for being-- 685 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,232 Quite frankly, Merrill, I think 686 00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:39,817 you should be more concerned about taking 687 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,777 responsibility for your daughter than giving 688 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,071 me advice about my son. 689 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,240 Now, look, Helen, let's not say things 690 00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:47,742 that will hurt each other. 691 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,994 I'm sorry, Merrill, but you really don't understand. 692 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,329 Yes, I do understand. 693 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,290 You're upset. 694 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,543 It's more than that. 695 00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:02,089 Curtis had brain damage at birth. 696 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,674 He's minimally retarded. 697 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:20,107 You know, you're quite a unique young man. 698 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,942 A lot of those ideas of yours about marketing 699 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,737 personal computers showed great insights. 700 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,280 Thanks. 701 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,574 Too bad I didn't know you when you still had that job opening. 702 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,534 You know me now, and it's still open. 703 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,370 Larry, I hope you don't mind the social director doing 704 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,121 her social director thing, but I would like 705 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,124 you to meet Kim and Priscilla. 706 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,125 Hi. 707 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,627 This is my friend Andy Layton. 708 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,461 Hi. 709 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:43,631 Well, you all have fun. 710 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,965 I just love men with beards. 711 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,550 They're so sexy. 712 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,303 No, don't touch. 713 00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:50,513 Hey, come on, Andy. 714 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:53,307 It's obvious the lady has eyes for you. 715 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,350 I just love wiry guys. 716 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:57,269 Why don't you come to my aerobics class tomorrow? 717 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:00,106 I bet you'd look great stripped to the waist. 718 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,608 You might be surprised. 719 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:03,567 Excuse me. 720 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,112 Be right back. 721 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,988 So, have a good night. 722 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,199 What are you trying to do, spoil everything for me 723 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:10,991 with Larry? 724 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,160 Pardon me, sir? 725 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,997 I'm not sir, Ann Lester, for the moment, Andy Layton. 726 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,666 What are you doing? 727 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,417 Larry was about to offer me, Andy, 728 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,837 the job he turned me Ann down for, and when he does, 729 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,006 I'm going to nail him with a lawsuit for sex discrimination. 730 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:26,966 I don't believe this. 731 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,342 Believe this. 732 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:29,635 Watch as I go back there and try to fight Kim off. 733 00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:43,190 When a gentleman asks me out in the moonlight, General, 734 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,025 I'd like to know his intentions. 735 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,194 It's nothing like that, Mrs. Raleigh. 736 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,112 Too bad. 737 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:48,988 Huh? 738 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,739 That was meant as a joke. 739 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,991 Oh, I see. 740 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:55,119 You have a great sense of humor, but I'm afraid I don't 741 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:56,662 always know when to laugh. 742 00:40:56,745 --> 00:41:00,958 Well, I've found that any time is a good time to laugh. 743 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:06,213 Um, I'd like to apologize for my behavior in Barbados. 744 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,548 I'm very sorry. 745 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,800 No apology necessary. 746 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:13,888 I'm always budding in and some people don't like it. 747 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,806 But I've found that I make a lot of friends that way. 748 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:19,810 I can tell that by the way my youngsters have taken to you. 749 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,646 Your grandchildren are very fortunate indeed. 750 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,480 General Creston-- 751 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:24,899 This is difficult for me to admit, 752 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:29,028 but I must say that you are better with young people 753 00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:31,572 than I am. 754 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,575 Well, I have something that is difficult for me to admit also. 755 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,456 I have no grandchildren. 756 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,710 I haven't any children. 757 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:50,633 Oh, I've have marriage, but, well, it just didn't work. 758 00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:53,010 You mean you've been lying all the time? 759 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:56,430 Lying to those youngsters who liked and trusted you? 760 00:41:56,513 --> 00:42:00,976 You should be ashamed of yourself. 761 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,853 I bid you goodnight, Madame. 762 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,428 Mrs. Williams? 763 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:39,723 Excuse me, I'm Elizabeth Raleigh. 764 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,268 I'm so sorry to hear your son is missing. 765 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:44,228 Has there been any word? 766 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:45,020 No, nothing. 767 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,647 Not yet. 768 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:50,150 The Captain's daughter is with him too. 769 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,610 Well, at least they're together. 770 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,241 That is better than being alone. 771 00:42:57,324 --> 00:43:01,662 Much better than being alone. 772 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,496 Thank you. 773 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,488 GOPHER: I've never seen an island with so many beaches. 774 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,535 What's that over there? 775 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:45,539 It looks like a lean to or something. 776 00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:46,874 Vicki! 777 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,043 Vicki! 778 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:49,835 Vicki! 779 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:53,339 Vicki. 780 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:53,922 Gopher! 781 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,841 Vicki. 782 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:56,717 Where have you been? 783 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,926 I've been looking all over for you. 784 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,970 Do you know how many beaches there are on Barbados? 785 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:00,888 Oh, am I glad to see you. 786 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,639 Come here. 787 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:03,891 Where's Curtis? 788 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,225 Well, I don't know. 789 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,811 Last time I saw him, he was sleeping right there. 790 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:11,982 Curtis! 791 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,984 Curtis? 792 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:14,777 Curtis! 793 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:20,366 Curtis! 794 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:21,867 Curtis. 795 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:23,744 Hey, anybody for breakfast? 796 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:28,749 Curtis. 797 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:32,836 Gopher. 798 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,380 If I knew you were coming, I would have brought more. 799 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,214 Curtis, where were you? 800 00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:36,924 I was so worried. 801 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,425 I thought maybe you'd-- 802 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,178 No, I wouldn't go snorkeling alone. 803 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:42,554 It's dangerous. 804 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:51,438 Hey, Gopher, I'm sorry we caused so much trouble. 805 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,233 It was my fault. I made us miss the last bus into town. 806 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,151 All right. 807 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:59,947 OK, let's just go back to the ship, OK? 808 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,282 Everybody has been worried sick about you guys. 809 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,871 You were wonderful. 810 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:15,838 Catching the fish, cooking it, building the lean to. 811 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:19,842 I feel very safe with you. 812 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:22,136 Safe enough to marry me? 813 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,095 Marry you? 814 00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,305 Yes. 815 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,723 You don't have to give me your answer right now. 816 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:33,814 Come on. 817 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,691 We'll eat these on the way back to town. 818 00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:36,442 For you. 819 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,986 Thanks. 820 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:39,736 Back seat. 821 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:51,665 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, a delightful lunch 822 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:52,750 and buffet showcasing the exotic fruits 823 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,961 and seafood treasures of the Caribbean 824 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:57,546 awaits you on the Leto deck. 825 00:45:57,629 --> 00:46:00,299 It's something you won't want to miss, so come and join us. 826 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,228 Helen, good news. 827 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,522 Oh, thank God. 828 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:16,148 They're fine. 829 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,025 Oh, great. 830 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,819 Well, let's go spread the news. 831 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,738 Merrill, are you sure everything's all right? 832 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,072 Yes, I spoke to the both of them, 833 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:26,909 and I've arranged for the line to fly them to Curacao 834 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:27,534 to meet us when we dock. 835 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:31,205 Oh, thank you, Merrill. 836 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,208 Look, I'm sorry I was so sharp with you last night, 837 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,793 but you know with Curtis, it isn't like being 838 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,046 a parent of just any child. 839 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:41,590 I understand, Helen. 840 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:44,801 Now, I suggest you stop picking at your food and dig in. 841 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:45,761 Aye aye, sir. 842 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,039 Hi there. 843 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:15,916 Hey. 844 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,668 Hey, you want to try your luck? - No. 845 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:18,794 Thanks. 846 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:21,129 Listen, were you kidding when you mentioned you might 847 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:22,089 be interested in hiring me? 848 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,340 No. 849 00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,968 A guy with your qualifications is hard to find. 850 00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:27,761 Look, if you're interested, you want to find a bar 851 00:47:27,844 --> 00:47:28,971 and discuss it? 852 00:47:29,054 --> 00:47:29,930 Yeah. 853 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,723 Man to man. 854 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:33,475 I think your girlfriend may have other ideas. 855 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,315 How about tomorrow in Curacao. 856 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:43,277 I'm sorry, I'm planning to ask Ann to spend the day with me. 857 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,405 OK. 858 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:49,366 Some other time. 859 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,535 Hi, Andy. 860 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,495 Hi, Kim, I'm kind of busy. 861 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:57,708 I can take a hint. 862 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:00,168 I don't need a brick building to fall on me. 863 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,128 I'm just sorry I'm not your type. 864 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,463 No. 865 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:04,464 I'm not your type. 866 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:10,887 To tell the truth, Kim, I'm really too short for you. 867 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,739 You and Adam seem to get along famously. 868 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:33,535 Well, he laughs at my jokes, if that's what you mean. 869 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:37,789 I still don't like the idea of you accepting jewelry from him. 870 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:41,418 Well, no one stopped you from buying it for me. 871 00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:43,962 Husband's still buy presents for their wives. 872 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,964 I buy things for you. 873 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:46,798 Big and expensive things. 874 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:50,177 Yes, you do, but you ever buy me 875 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,430 just little inexpensive things. 876 00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:55,766 OK, OK. 877 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,809 What do you want to do in Curacao tomorrow? 878 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:58,935 Oh, why don't we just ask Nancy and Adam. 879 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,355 They seem to know how to have a good time. 880 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,397 I've got a good idea. 881 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:06,109 Why don't you go with them and I'll go alone? 882 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,152 Well, I have an even better idea. 883 00:49:07,235 --> 00:49:09,863 Why don't you go with them, and I'll go alone. 884 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:10,447 Well, I've got the best idea. 885 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,658 We'll both go alone. 886 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:13,992 You know something, I think I'm going I love Curacao. 887 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:28,173 [theme music]